How to Charge an iPod using electrolytes and an onion

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Dog Blender

This dog blender is one sure way to end that little shit-zu problem you have...

The adventure that never was...

Well yesterdav arvo I had an awesome idead to do some night adventuring... The plan was to go down to Audley just before high tide (8pm), paddle south as far as I could then ascend the ridge to the west and hook up with Uloola Track (near the falls). Then run back to Audley on the bottom track, cross the bridge, run down Lady Carrington, test my O-skills by having to find an attack point for the kayak in the dark and finally paddle back home. 20k, 3 hours easy. So I got ready and headed out. It was a hard descision to go because the warm bed and a movie was the other option. As I headed down to Audley I put the radio on. I am not shitting you when I say that the two songs that played were "Dont Be So Reckless" and "Im Still Lost And Running"... I actually chuckled to myself on the way down the hill. When I got to Audley I realised that all the gates were locked and I could not get near a good launching point. I looked around a bit and *could* have launched into the reeds but it was muddy and smelly. After much pondering I decided to just go for a run. Wildlide was everywhere (I nearly ran over a small something-or-other on the way down) and the birds were making a racket so I stuck my headphones in so as to ignore it all. I love wildlife but only as long as it doesnt see me. I started the run on the tar immediately felt cold. Damn it was cold. I since learnt that it got down to 4.2 overnight. "Ahhh bugger it, Ive been colder" I thought as I hooked on to the singletrack and started towards the ascent. The good song came on the pod and I started getting into a good rythym. "Oh yeah, this rocks" "WWWWWAAAAHHHHHHHYYAAY FFFUGGGGNNNN" A mother-f*cking wallaby left out of the bushes. I scared him, he scared me. We both freaked out. I think Mim heard me yelling from Engadine. People say "dont worry about animals, they are more scared of you than you are of them." That is EXACTLY what I am afraid of; when I am scared I am likely to do some crazy shit to get out of that situation. Who knows what the hell a wallably might do!! Anyway, I ran back to the car and drove home. I didnt put the radio on. c.

Bullet Proof Baby

:)

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 it does. :)

Best. Midwife. Ever.

X. O. :-)

Sleep: Reboot Your Brain with a Caffeine Nap - Lifehacker

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yeah i guess i do...

:-)

guess what we got?

Armand Schulz arrived at 0755 today. Mum bub and dad all doing well. :-)

it begins

Everyone knows the best adventures are at 4 am :-)

Evening Paddle at Woronora

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:-)

If All Else Fails

If All else fails we can always move to the other side of the railway tracks, much cheaper accomodation over there and its singletrack from the front door! Not too far from the train station either! :)

We are off... again

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Bush goes mountain biking

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Ubuntu: Hardy Heron

Ubuntu: Next Version of Ubuntu to be Named Hardy Heron - Lifehacker Anyone else thinking what Im thinking? Naughty Naughty ;-)

Why Mim loves me... (from Mim)

I love you because:

- You let me put my 20kg belly on you so i can sleep.
- You eat one row of chocolate leaving me the other 15 rows
- Your hero is someone who gets tossed out of a plane into the wilderness
- You think its normal to go sleep in a cave for your bucks night
- you are my sweet little (edit) (edit) ;-)

Hee Hee

 

tobacco is healthy... according to google

Im after a tobacco tin to store an emergency kit in (ask me why later). Ive had trouble getting one so I did a search for "tobacconist sydney" in google maps. The result was astounding with the first recommendation being to go to "GNC Livewell" fitness store. ROFL. Here are the full results: Results 1-10 of about 709 for tobacconist near Sydney NSW - Modify search Categories: Tobacconist, Supermarket and Grocery Stores Gnc Livewell - more info » 175 Pitt St, Sydney, NSW 2000 (02) 9230 0855 Category: Tobacconist Balmain Health Foods - more info » 281 Darling St, Balmain, NSW 2041 (02) 9810 3376 Category: Tobacconist Coles Supermarkets - more info » 82-94 Darlinghurst Rd, Potts Point, NSW 2011 (02) 9358 6247 Category: Tobacconist Chemworld Chemist Seven Hills The Hills Shpng Centre - more info » 48 Seven Hills Road South, Seven Hills, NSW 2147 (02) 9622 2626 Category: Tobacconist

My next epic?

Katoomba to Kanangra... http://www.mapmyrun.com/walk/australia/katoomba/553337245 K to K in a day. 50 k. Start 2:30am this Sunday morning at Katoomba Station.

Top 10 Uses For Used Coffee Grounds

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Here I am

New toy!

New toy!
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Fri 01/06/2007 16:59 01062007001

Respect

Oh, I get respect at work... the guys love me. (Big fat jerks)

30 years ago

Thats me on the left (of the main picture) and mum holding the umbrella.Havent changed a bit! ;-)

Red Yeti Adventure Race

Team FWT (dont ask) came 2nd in the Red Yet 36 hour race on the weekend. A full race report is underway. This was an awesome even over some beautiful country. Apart from getting attacked by killer bees, stingrays and sleepmonsters... we had an excellent race! We were delighted with our placing as well!

An engaging reception

Mim and i are getting married! :-) details later...

What is the secret? Clue #4

 

If you dont get this one you need help! ;-)

Re: Polaris 11 Photos

PS. The congratulations are for both you and Helen of course. A winning team.

On 12/03/2007, at 8:59 PM, Rowan Bouttell wrote:

Thanks Chris,

and very well done on your event! A deserved win.

-R

On 12/03/2007, at 8:39 PM, chris.schulz@yahoo.com.au wrote:

Here are the photos I took from the Polaris on the weekend.

http://picasaweb.google.com/cnschulz/Polaris112007

There was some bike riding too, believe it or not!

:)

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Re: Polaris 11 Photos

Thanks Chris,

and very well done on your event! A deserved win.

-R

On 12/03/2007, at 8:39 PM, chris.schulz@yahoo.com.au wrote:

Here are the photos I took from the Polaris on the weekend.

http://picasaweb.google.com/cnschulz/Polaris112007

There was some bike riding too, believe it or not!

:)

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Polaris 11 Photos

Here are the photos I took from the Polaris on the weekend.

http://picasaweb.google.com/cnschulz/Polaris112007

There was some bike riding too, believe it or not!

:)

Send instant messages to your online friends http://au.messenger.yahoo.com

Really, really sorry

Hey, to everyone who has recieved a "you have been tagged" email from me...

I AM SORRY

I pressed the wrong damn button and sent it to everyone in my address book.

Damn internet.

Send instant messages to your online friends http://au.messenger.yahoo.com

You know you are a geek when...

You try to lock your front door with your usb key. (i actually did that!)

you know you are a nerd when....

It actually works!

Music featured in televised advertisements

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*Cats* in SPAAAAAACE

Im number one!

I am the number one match for my name on Google! :)

BOOM! - You are an idiot.

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Online "Electric" Racetrack Game

Build your track and then play!



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As seen on TV!

And who can argue! :-)

What is the Secret? Clue 3

Here is my ride to work, given that we have to save money now...

What is the secret? Clue 2

Opera House: 36°23'15.64"S, 148°16'28.25"E

F*cking Austria

:) 48.067842,12.860506 - Google Maps

What is the secret? Clue 1

Chocolate covered onion.