Tuesday, July 26, 2005

UK Police Targetting Tupperware

UK Police are now stating that all the London bombers used plastic storage containers to house the bombs... They will now be executing a "shoot-to-kill" policy for all hosts of tupperware parties. I think this policy is fair and just. A tupperware spokesman was quoted as saying "Well we knew what was going on, we knew how these parties were ruining society and propogating household conflicts worldwide... and we did nothing...".
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