Google Base: All your base are, in fact, belong to us

Look, Ive said it over and over again... *I* invented the World Wide Database of the World. This is clearly a violation of my IP. I am going to sue Google. I checked out http://legal.google.com/ and they appear to not have bought all the lawyers yet. Maybe I have a chance...maybe...

Google Base: All your base are, in fact, belong to us