Yarrr! It be "Talk Like A Pirate Day" once again!

Yarr!

It be Talk Like A Pirate Day once more!

THE BEST O' YER PIRATE JOKES

By far the most popular joke be: "Why be pirates called pirates?" "They just arrrrrrrr!". Twenty pirates be sendin' me some variation o' such! Here be the best o' the rest:

Q: Where does a pirate keep his software? A: On his Arrr drive!

"Them's luvverly earrings you be wearin', me hearty. How much did ye pay for 'em?" "They be costin' me 2 Dollars for the pair." "Arr, that's not bad for a Buck-an-ear!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender comments to the pirate, "Y'know, you have a steering wheel in your pants..." The pirate says to the bartender, "Yarr, 'tis drivin' me nuts!"