Thought for the day: Rock at work

Why cant we "Rock" at work. Rock stars are the only people who, when they do their job correctly get rewarded by getting womens panties thrown at them or huge pyrotechnic explosions. I want to change this. Girls, next time you get a really good latte at Starbucks (or similar), rip off your panties and throw them at the guy who just serverd you. I bet you next time you walk in, he will have a perfect latte already waiting for you. Guys, wouldnt it be great to add a bit of pizazz into your work day with pyrotechnics!? It would justify doing that boring board report when, as you handed it over to your boss and said "Heres the report you asked for..." a HUGE blast of pyrotechnics shot into the air and you slid across the floor playing air guitar. Lets do it. Lets ROCK at work. c.