WOW! Chinese astrology works!

This is mine: I'm the year of the DOG: Someone may try telling you cock-and-bull stories so as to influence and exploit you. Don't be too credulous, especially if someone asks you for a helping hand or for a loan. At work, delays and annoyances will get on your nerves; nevertheless, try to control yourself. Differences of opinion with one of your best friends. Perhaps it'd time to go to your dentist's for a cleaning.